Perfectly Molasses
You know you’re tired when you say this in English class:
“They both committed swisside.”
Yeah, I did. I said swisside, not suicide.
Mojo (friend 1): I'm Italian, like Feliciano!
Molasses (me): And I'm German, like Ludwig! We're a ship!
(pause)
Mojo & Molasses: AAAAUGH!! (screaming rolling on the floor)
Chinchilla: (stares blankly)
(a few minutes of screaming)
Mojo: Never mention it again?
Molasses: (nods) Agreed.
Welcome. Bienvenue. Welkom. Willkommen. Benvenuto.
Thank you for visiting my blog. Even if you are not here to read, I thank you for viewing. Now that I own my own little piece of the internet, I will share little tidbits of my life with you (pg-13).
Since I will not reveal my looks online for all to see, I will use an avatar of Iceland from Hetalia.
I hope you enjoy what I share with you. Just know this. I am a normal teenage girl who just wants a special place for self-expression. Please don’t hate on me for it. If you don’t, thank you.
With love,
Molasses
